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1983Jatapu River, Amazon jungles of BrazilLarry applying palm leaves to our first Amazon house.
If you are going to live out in the Amazon jungle you need a house right? So you go down to the local Home Depot (the jungle) and get the things you need, some wood poles, some vines and some palm leaves. Now you have everything you need to build a jungle mansion! Following the leading of the Lord, Larry and Vaughn started building this house deep in the Amazon rain forest as a base camp to launch exploration trips to find and preach the Gospel to the lost tribes of the Amazon. Our Jungle Mansion (Home sweet Home)
So now we have our beautiful Jungle mansion complete with omni directional Air conditioning (no walls!), and security and flood prevention engineering (floor 6 feet off the ground). With a house this beautiful, what else could a body want? Well, how about something to eat? Betty cooking on a Fovon earth stove.
Just look at this wonder of jungle science. Cook or roast almost anything, monkey, piranha, sting ray, you name it, the fovon can cook it right in the convenience of your own home. Made completely from natural biodegradable material (mud) it is extremely durable and highly fire retardant. Best of all, you can have the amazing fovon installed right in your home for the low, low price of nothing (except for several hours of back breaking labor). But wait, what if you want to cook something that is too big for the fovon? Not to worry, down at the local Home Depot you can get 2 forked sticks and a long stick and WALLA! You have a rotisserie fit for a king. Betty & Vaughn Roasting a 25 pound Armadillo
You just can't get a better piece of meat then a nice juicy armadillo.
Well, after a hard days work in the Amazon jungle where the average temperature is 95 degrees and the average humidity is 100 %, those clothes can start to smell very inviting, if you were a pig that is. Well, I guess it's back to Home Depot to get a Whirlpool washer, Jatapu Model. Betty washing clothes in her luxurious Jatapu model Whirlpool.
Introducing the amazing Jatapu model, Whirlpool washer. Capacity 200,000 to 500,000 gallons per minute (depending on the season). It requires no electricity and can wash as many clothes as you want until the skin rubs off your fingers or your back breaks, which ever comes first. The Jatapu Model does not warranty the cleanliness of your clothes regardless of how hard you have scrubbed them and cannot be held liable for acts of God such torrential down pours and muddy rivers that may have an adverse affect on your whites.
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